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so damn insane

Friday, December 29th, 2006

A special issue by the Imaginary Post Office of its 1 meglo maniac stamp, to mark the passing of a man who vowed to go the gallows a martyr. They hauled him from a hole in the ground and hanged him. Is it true that he had Mars bars stashed in his hideout? We’ll never know what was said between he and Madeleine Albright, when they discussed Kuwait – was Kuwait really drilling horizontally into Iraqii oilfields?

Nestorian Christians opened the gates of Baghdad to the Mongols. Hussein mentioned a Mongol leader in one of his speeches, Hulagu, who ordered the building of a pyramid of 800,000 skulls. Hussein compared the Americans to the Mongols. There is a poet from the Rocky Mountains (his name slips my mind) who wrote about the Alberta oilfields. He called burn-off flares: millionaire’s campfires.

Toast a weenie, anytime, folks. Hypocrisy is a perpetually-burning fire.

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